When I'm done here you would think I was some kind of crazy. Today I am going to be listing and categorizing the different types of boyfriends I have had over the course of my 21 years on this earth. This is a little something someone emailed me about so here it goes.
no. 1.
The Recluse
He was my very first relationship. Granted this was in second year but I had him on lock. It was fairly easy to get him to follow my every command seeing he was a special kind of special. He would sit in his seat all day until the bell rang to go home. He would have very interesting conversations with his stationary when he thinks no one is looking. Also he always had a pack of pencils on hand so when his special-ness got to be too much he would take one out and sharpen it to the eraser and write with it. I made him a project of such, you know to integrate him into the school life. I was such a Samaritan back then. That was when I realized I liked them a little damaged. Sadly that didn't last too long because we moved.
no. 2.
The Attention Seeker
Now this one was cutie, met him in standard one. Fun guy to be around but my god half the time I felt like a wife and he was the husband whose eyes couldn't stick to one girl. He would do some stupid things to make people laugh like get up during class and urinate through the window. At first I thought he was a bad boy with a ADD problem, you know my kind of thing but that fizzled out real fast real quick. That and he was with some other girl behind my back.
no.3
The Insecure Giver
*SIGH* I miss this one. He was a giver alright, mainly because he was insecure about his looks so he compensated with buying people things. Don't judge, pennacool was expensive back then. And coincidentally he was Mr. Attention Seeker's cousin. Met him in Standard two, we broke up because he got an asthma attack and I almost left him to die. I mean if you knew you couldn't eat a certain fruit, why eat it and expect people to react like we are on Grey's Anatomy. We were going about for a while he was supposed to know he was gonna die.
After that one I hadn't dated in while, because my school at the had to be demolished and everyone was sent to different primary schools. So all through out standard 3 to 5 I was single. Granted I had a torrid affair from our enemy school during that time. A lot of cloak and dagger stuff.
Soooo....
no.4
Form 3 came and met me with The Smotherer.
He is the guy who would call every hour on the hour to talk to you. Meet you at you maxi drop off to walk you home so he could talk to you. Send you phonecards so that you wouldn't have the excuse of no credit to talk to you. It got so bad I literally had to run away to my dads house just to have an excuse not to go to the movies with him and his ratchet friends for the umpteenth time. And when we broke up you could have sworn he caught me in bed with the Cool-Aid guy with the way he screwed up his face everytime he sees me.
no. 5
The Lover
He is the guy I could have actually fell for if I didn't have so many things hanging over my head. That and the fact that he was living in Princess Town and me in Port of Spain. He was kind, patient, a good listener and would do anything to please me. But, I messed it up I admit so he probably screws up his face every time he sees me.
That concludes it in a way. Those of you who knows me know that there is more but they aren't exactly in the relationship category but in more like the flirt and make out category.
I had my days, I wasn't always the wonderful person I am today. Until next time I bid you goodbye!
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