Loneliness? What's that?

What would it take for a person to admit they are lonely? I mean it can't just be not being involved with someone can it? That's just plain stupid.
Loneliness to me is a non-existent thing,but you guys already know I am a robot so my views doesn't count but I met someone the other day and she let out this sigh I could have sworn a little bit longer she could have killed all the trees with the overtime they would have to put in to produce more oxygen.
She said she was lonely, I asked why, she looked at me like I was crazy, I said 'bitch I can't read minds!" then she pinched me but that's beside the point.
"I have to find myself a boyfriend because Friday nights are hell."
That is the first time I had ever heard someone make a Friday night sound so simple so I was like

But she was so serious. You are lonely so you deduce that to not having companionship? This is why we get men who abuse us with nine different personalities that only appear when you piss off one.

I mean, read a book, play a game, masturbate for all I care, don't drop all your walls and standards because you are home and fell like conversing with someone of the opposite sex and probably get something a little later if you know what I mean. Use them for what they made for I say.

What I am getting at is that I have seen a lot of relationships fail this way, lives destroyed, people getting fat because lives were destroyed so they turned to food.

Not only that but when you go fishing this Friday or any other day for that matter and you do meet someone, you guys hit it off, start to talk and have fun. Then somewhere down the line you realize he is an idiot, you can't remember what you liked about him or he has a third ball. You end up that chick who is always at the bar man surfing until you come to this stupid conclusion that maybe a dick isn't what I want, lets try boobs and a vagina tonight and see if it's to my liking. Don't hate, this happens more than you realize.

You know what I think, this problem stems from childhood. Where all these fairy tales and cartoons brainwash young girls with damsels in distress and knights in shining armor. Well you better get that shit out of your head because it ain't real.

So when you see it happening again, that instant where you think you need companionship to break your imaginary loneliness young one I need you to rebuke it, rebuke it like a true black woman rebukes non 100% Brazilian weave, rebuke it like our Prime Minister rebukes walking more than a block. Also rebuke it like your Satan rebukes your Bible.

That's all for now, bye!